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thewomanfromitaly:

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

i can confirm that this works

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eleadored:


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#who’s a handome kittycat #YOU ARE #YOU’RE A HANDSOME KITTYCAT (x)
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pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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"We had this christmas tree and one time we were having people come over and Hoechlin picks up the christmas tree and he starts bringing it into his room. Me and Posey were like ‘What are you doing?!’ He’s like, ‘We’re having people over, I’m moving the tree into the room so it doesn’t get damaged.’ And I was like, ‘It’s not going to get damaged, what are you talking about, we’re not going to touch the tree.’ And he’s like, ‘Alright, you just gotta promise that you don’t break the tree.’" — Dylan O’Brien 

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blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

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amioriginiall:

i don’t think we fully appreciated meet and greet pictures while we had them 

i mean

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gems

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cudrage:

There has never been a better moment captured of Kanye haha

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blackcrusaders:

taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

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scandalous wow cover your eyes

shes wearin a turtleneck call tHE COPS SHES BEIN 2 SEXY

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melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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